Breakup Quotes
What a lovely surprise to finally discover how unlonely being alone can be
Ellen Burstyn
The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself
Mark Twain
To be alone is to be different, to be different is to be alone
Suzanne Gordon
No matter how lonely you get or how many birth announcements you receive, the trick is not to get frightened. There’s nothing wrong with being alone
Wendy Wasserstein
Divorce
If it doesn’t fit, you must acquit
Johnnie L. Cochran, Jr.
Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest
Helen Rowland.
It takes two to destroy a marriage
Margaret Trudeau
Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once
Eva Gabor
Divorce is a game played by lawyers
Cary Grant
Better a tooth out than always aching
Thomas Fuller
Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5, 000 Gideon Bibles
Zsa Zsa Gabor
The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation
Lord Chesterfield
Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash
Rita Mae Brown
Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left
Jean Kerr
When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn’t a sign that they “don’t understand” one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to
Helen Rowland
Marriage is about love; divorce is about money
Anonymous
Divorce is probably of nearly the same date as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient
Voltaire
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage
Will Rogers
Divorce is like a root canal: never wanted, sometimes needed
Elizabeth J Griffith
A Roman divorced from his wife, being highly blamed by his friends, who demanded, “Was she not chaste? Was she not fair? Was she not fruitful?” holding out his shoe, asked them whether it was not new and well made. “Yet,” added he, “none of you can tell where it pinches me”